User:Dafaq-man

"""You see Ivan, if you always keep Vodka on you, the mutants will never attack you because they fear the power of a drunk armed person."""

- Dafaq-man

Stalker aficionado, kind drinking person and a fellow Vodka drinker. Left the fields of Romania in search of Vodka alternatives. Not much of a talker, but more of a stalker, he will give you bullets for your AK if you share some meat or some Vodka.

In time, he dreams of becoming a computer specialist to fix Nuclear reactors in the Zone when radiation fades away. For now he figths the mutans to earn money to sustain his drinking hobby.